Elaine needs to spend time undergoing complex treatment

I found this on a blog and it made me crack up;
Type into Google "name needs" [insert your name] and what are the first 5 entries that come up?

1. Elaine needs to "get yourself to a Dr. ...
2. Elaine needs an e ...
3. Elaine needs to spend time undergoing complex treatment
4. Elaine needs your vote to ...
5. Elaine needs to transfer logins in SQL Server from one server to another. ...



And a totally hilarious website that the boy found called The Museum of Kitschy Stitches: A Gallery of Notorious Knits by Stitchy McYarnpants - just look at the poor boy above.

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  1. Anonymous11 January, 2007 14:56

    Hehe - thanks for the link to the Kitschy Stitches site - it looks fantastic! The balaclava is so freaky!

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